Apple has received a patent for creating group selfies when your friends are miles away.
cops: use chemical weapons and shoot rubber bullets point blank at innocent people’s faces
also cops: they threw a apple 🥺 https://t.co/OwHrAIc35M
— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) June 6, 2020
You folks always seem to forget that the full proverb is “one bad apple SPOILS THE WHOLE BARREL” this is because rotten apples produce huge amounts of ethylene which cause ALL THE OTHER APPLES TO ALSO BECOME ROTTEN the metaphor IS NOT ABOUT ISOLATED ROT its about COLLECTIVE ROT https://t.co/HTsFriYRw3
— Helen Rosner (@hels) June 6, 2020